Maybe this Heath kid could be my patsy, after all.

What the devil is that thing? A board on wheels? No, no, no dear friends only the Joker truly travels in style, not on something as simple and insignificant as a piece of wood on four tires. Where is my car? Where is my purple stretch limo? Where is my private jet that I worked so hard to…obtain?

Is that that darling man Heath Ledger on that board of wheels? Please do tell me it is. In that case, well I may have to reconsider my previous statements.

Love the make up, kid.

J.