The Joke That Killed

Who took this? Who took this picture damnit? I told you all my Jazzercise lessons were every THURSDAY not Tuesday damn you! You didn't even let me warm up before you started shooting! And you didn't even get a good face shot, damn you! (I shoot faces all the time though so if you ever do need lessons, please just give me a ring-a-ling.)

Still, you could have at least let me show you my killer smile. I worked so very hard to get it, so it deserves all the attention it can get, wouldn't you agree?

Anyway, back to the highly amusing picture at hand. Perhaps I was testing some of my newest equipment? Perhaps I'll test it out on you next time we come cross one another in a dark alley or at my favorite pie shop in Gotham. Maybe I'll use it on the nosy son of a bitch who took this shot without my permission.

For all you know, I could have been rehearsing my latest stand-up act. Yes, it's a little piece I've been working on for some time now you see and up until tonight, the show had been reserved for Commissioner Gordon and his daughter only but well, you've twisted my arm and I expect you to be there, on time, front row. I'll bring the rope. Don't worry, it's part of the act. This is all for a good cause, you know. You do want to stick your neck out and go the extra mile for charity, don't you?

It may even allow me to use my new camera...

SMILE!

-J