Ah
Gotham. City of…me, me, me, me, me!! Home sweet home, there’s no place like home, home is where the heart is!
This is what happens when I lose my cell phone. And I’m still looking for my pin striped tie.
Well, well, well look who my little darlings found. Another little darling of mine, none other than Mr. Harvey Dent, oh excuse me, Two Face himself. My, my isn’t he looking alert and aware of his surroundings?
My girls even tell me he had a camera with him. That little baddie, taking hints from old Mr. J himself. I wonder if his pictures were nearly as exciting as the ones I usually take. (By the way, I heard the new wheelchair was working wonders for your daughter, Commissioner Gordon. That’s so good to hear).
My minions tell me you practically fell into their lap, sitting right outside of their hotel. HAHAAHAA, you do the work for me you handsome devil! I do hope to see your fine photography skills; hopefully everyone will be smiling in your pictures. They certainly are in mine.
Last, but certainly not least, I see Mr. Ledger himself made a second appearance in front of, literally in front of my ladies. He was dressed to the nines, the girls said, looking just as dapper as can be, decked out to look just like ME. (Oh how I do *love* that smile.) This time they were skirting themselves illegally (I’ve trained them well) across traffic, against the light and who else would nearly run them over but my right hand man Mr. L? (Well, his driving assistant. I do need one of those; I seem to keep misplacing my drivers.)
Pointing your finger at my girls and scolding them, shaking your head and smiling? Why it’s like I was there myself! The only difference is I would have punished them properly by stomping on the accelerator. Of course I didn’t expect you to act exactly like yours truly. Oh well, that’s quite alright; he still has yet to learn. He wasn’t even driving the semi I have on loan to him. My girls would have made adorable speed bumps don’t you think? One red, one blonde, red and yellow, how fine it makes a fellow!
Good job nonetheless, you may keep the pocket watch.
Do keep in touch!!
-J
9 Comments:
Wonderful photos, I love Gotham Mr. J
Looking Good!
Pointing at someone and such seems to became a habit of Mr. Ledgers!
-Marijke
Mister J. You seem to inspire so much loyalty in your ladies, that they would have such disregard for their own safety on the streets. Are you really worthy? Or maybe their greater love of The Loinky One is what drives them to such measures!
Whatever it is, I wish them luck on more successful encounters with His Heathness.
Oh, Ruby. How should you even dare ask that question. Am I worthy? Pish.
I wouldn't have my lovely girls really endanger themselves, now, would I? And if they did, it's only out of love for me.
And if I were to lose one or two, there are always more willing recruits, just standing by...
Right, dear Ruby?
Smile!
-J
Mr J, don't get too cocky about "Heathie-poo". His fame may eclipse yours yet!
- Miniangel
Mr J
Of course there will be recruits standing by if you ever lost one or two, but those you've got here are lovely as hell, I wouldn't want anything happen to them. Seriously, girls, take care the next time you visit Mr L again.
yb
Oh, they were never in any *real* danger. My girls are highly trained; that's why they were hand-selected.
After all, they are helping with old Batty. I wouldn't leave that task up to just anyone!
Smile!
-J
someone decided to leak new stills from the movie. and Joker looks none too happy in them. not to mention creey.
Oh yes, dear anonymous. My lovely girls did have those pictures in their hands.
In fact, they even showed them to me, and I put them up here. For a small period of time of course...
But I hear they were obtained through nefarious means (Oh, how that made me smile!), so the girls are letting me keep them all to myself...
For now.
Smile!
-J
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