August 2, 2007

My Human Face

Somebody's getting punished.

I sent a few of my most loyal minions to meet the man behind the make up last evening, or early this morning rather, prime Bat Stalking hours for me, even better hours for my ladies to meet and greet the man that will be playing me. I myself don't have the time to do it you see and that is why I trusted them to do it for me. I should have known better. Never send a woman to do a clown's job.

From what I hear this Mr. Ledger was very polite to them, even replying with a smile and a 'thank you.' HA! A smile? You call that a smile?! I'm still reeling over the fact that he was nice enough to not want his picture taken with my girls. Oh but come on Heathie-Poo, one little picture never hurt anyone. Just ask Commissioner Gordon's daughter.

You did tell them you were rather tired, poor baby. I know being me is a hard job. Keep at it, from what I hear, why, the likeness is uncanny. You provide an excellent shield for me, keeping Batman distracted but don't keep him too long. Finders keepers!

Don't get too attached Mr. L. I'm sending my girls out again and this time if they can't bring me back Batman, the least they can do is bring me back a picture of you for my shrine. I'll allow you to keep your own smile.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-J

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't belive it! You lukcy girls!

August 4, 2007 3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops, that's so me to forget my name...

-Marijke

August 4, 2007 3:41 AM  
Anonymous Ruby Red said...

Mister J. You do give your minions such luscious assignments. What does a gem of a girl have to do to get in on the action?

A smile from Heath may only play second fiddle to your sunny grin, but a pic would be good for your scrapbook.

August 4, 2007 5:27 AM  

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