A page from my Magnum Opus...

List for today:

Things that are funny and/or things I find amusing (in no particular order):

Handicapped children
People with third degree burns
One legged cats
Blind dogs
Orphanages on fire
Bankruptcy
AIDS
Cancer and all cancer related illnesses
Broken brake lines
The Holocaust
The Crusades
The Black Plague
Communism
Democracy
Monarchies
Hitler
Religion
World Hunger
The Columbine Shootings
Sexual assault
Global warming (does this one exist? Do we have clarification on this yet?)
Anorexia
Darfur
Oil Prices
Crying Children
War
Kidnapped Children (this can also be filed under ‘crying children’)
Leprosy
Polio
Robbery
Charles Manson (amateur)
Identity theft
Fat People
Jesus on the cross
Earthquakes
Atheism
Catholicism
Buddhism
George Michael’s music
Bulimia
The Depression
The Titanic sinking
Disco
Slavery
Pedophilia/Child Molestation
Abortions
Mad Cow Disease
Capital Punishment
George Bush

Smile!

-J