A Lavish Ceremony

The stage is being set! The time is drawing near! Draw your children close and hold your loved ones dear!


Ah Gotham....city of plenty and there is plenty of me to go around, apparently so much so that my partner in fun was spotted at a funeral for someone I'm sure some of you hold most dear. Why I even heard Mr. Ledger himself got up close and personal with good old Gordon and the mayor himself as he giving a moving speech of some sort. Funerals, such happy occasions wouldn't you agree? I even hear my old buddy Harvey Dent attended the service along side the very lovely Rachel Dawes. I'm not sure who I should pay more attention to, what do you think?



It makes my little cold heart swell with pride to see the flag of Gotham flying so proudly, so grandly. I may even require a tissue or two. No, no wait, false alarm. Pity I wasn't invited to such a glorious ceremony.

What a wondrous thing I seemed to have made an appearance anyway. I'm expecting an invite to the next party (or funeral) at Batman's request any day now. Don't forget me Batsy!
-J

Happy Go Lucky Me

New pics have arrived, new pics have arrived!

Some of yours truly, well someone pretending to be yours truly and that someone is none other than Mr. Heath Ledger! Oh how delightful, doesn't he look stunning? I do hope he gave Batman a run for his money in the old interrogation room, ah memories. I've been in that exact same cell myself.



I see you even got a shot of you charming the lovely Miss Rachel Dawes. Tell me, are her eyes as blue as Batman's diary says?





What's that? A line up of sorts? More than one Batman?! Oh this is too good to be true!



POW! Right in the kisser! Sorry old chap, love the socks however.

Oh what a delight! More me to go around, since there is of course, never enough Joker in the world. Suck on that you old biddies!

Oh and PS: Love the new suit Batsy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


-J

Mission Semi (HAHAHAHAHA) Accomplished

Ah Gotham. City of…me, me, me, me, me!! Home sweet home, there’s no place like home, home is where the heart is!






This is what happens when I lose my cell phone. And I’m still looking for my pin striped tie.

Well, well, well look who my little darlings found. Another little darling of mine, none other than Mr. Harvey Dent, oh excuse me, Two Face himself. My, my isn’t he looking alert and aware of his surroundings?

My girls even tell me he had a camera with him. That little baddie, taking hints from old Mr. J himself. I wonder if his pictures were nearly as exciting as the ones I usually take. (By the way, I heard the new wheelchair was working wonders for your daughter, Commissioner Gordon. That’s so good to hear).

My minions tell me you practically fell into their lap, sitting right outside of their hotel. HAHAAHAA, you do the work for me you handsome devil! I do hope to see your fine photography skills; hopefully everyone will be smiling in your pictures. They certainly are in mine.

Last, but certainly not least, I see Mr. Ledger himself made a second appearance in front of, literally in front of my ladies. He was dressed to the nines, the girls said, looking just as dapper as can be, decked out to look just like ME. (Oh how I do *love* that smile.) This time they were skirting themselves illegally (I’ve trained them well) across traffic, against the light and who else would nearly run them over but my right hand man Mr. L? (Well, his driving assistant. I do need one of those; I seem to keep misplacing my drivers.)

Pointing your finger at my girls and scolding them, shaking your head and smiling? Why it’s like I was there myself! The only difference is I would have punished them properly by stomping on the accelerator. Of course I didn’t expect you to act exactly like yours truly. Oh well, that’s quite alright; he still has yet to learn. He wasn’t even driving the semi I have on loan to him. My girls would have made adorable speed bumps don’t you think? One red, one blonde, red and yellow, how fine it makes a fellow!

Good job nonetheless, you may keep the pocket watch.

Do keep in touch!!

-J

Tick Tock...

Tick tock, tick tock



Such an impatient child, that Heathy could hardly wait to show off his new toy, a gift from Yours Truly on a job well-done.

Are you surprised that I would send the imposter something so dear? Don’t be, I love the ticking sound of time going by on a detonator’s clock…tick…tock…BOOM.

The local media covered this? It’s alright, I suppose. I just hope Heathy knows he has their attention on borrowed time. This is my town, after all.

Don’t be jealous, my sweethearts. I will have gifts for you all, very soon. I hope you like surprises as much as I do.

Sincerely,

J.

My Human Face

Somebody's getting punished.

I sent a few of my most loyal minions to meet the man behind the make up last evening, or early this morning rather, prime Bat Stalking hours for me, even better hours for my ladies to meet and greet the man that will be playing me. I myself don't have the time to do it you see and that is why I trusted them to do it for me. I should have known better. Never send a woman to do a clown's job.

From what I hear this Mr. Ledger was very polite to them, even replying with a smile and a 'thank you.' HA! A smile? You call that a smile?! I'm still reeling over the fact that he was nice enough to not want his picture taken with my girls. Oh but come on Heathie-Poo, one little picture never hurt anyone. Just ask Commissioner Gordon's daughter.

You did tell them you were rather tired, poor baby. I know being me is a hard job. Keep at it, from what I hear, why, the likeness is uncanny. You provide an excellent shield for me, keeping Batman distracted but don't keep him too long. Finders keepers!

Don't get too attached Mr. L. I'm sending my girls out again and this time if they can't bring me back Batman, the least they can do is bring me back a picture of you for my shrine. I'll allow you to keep your own smile.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-J