Happy Halloween

I believe in Gotham City.

Cacophony

Tonight's the night where little feet
Will pitter-pat down darkened streets
And angeled girls and boys in sheets
Shall have the trick but not the treat

The treat is mine, a treat so sweet
Of fledgling blood and infant meat
The cleaver waits to carve so neat
And make the Hallow'd night complete.

Come into my parlor, said the spider to the fly
There are bats within my belfry and the grinning moon is nigh
Missing persons, weeping mommas, angels falling, ghosts unwound
High-pitched screams are twelve-tone scale but the soul departs without a sound.

Death does await the city of Gotham, Batman. It's a busy night for us both, surely, hmmm?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........

La Petite Mort

Go on...surprise me.

Rory's Death Kiss


Smile! (And I mean it!)

-J

Aspice, Respice, Prospice

Oh what an exciting day it has been already! I let my girls out for their little treasure hunt. Girls, girls. You followed the directions to the letter, but let someone beat you to the punch.

They're back safe now, and sadly, I had to punish them a bit for not being as fast on the draw as I had hoped. Don't worry, it's Halloween after all, and screams are just par for the course, right?

HAHAHA.

Now, onto the business at hand. Seems to me that my little site is coming along nicely. Just waiting for a few little stragglers. Hope they realize that time is of the essence.

And since I am feeling magnanimous and in a jovial mood, I'd thought I'd share a bit of what my girls did this morning.

Yes, I let them run out in the morning light. A bit of a change, you see. A change always does you good. No dark nights for them. At least, for now.

Now, now. Three clues in their fair city. I gave them extra ones, because I knew they could handle it.

My first little clue. Oh, how clever I was with this one. A letter and a place of repose. Perfect for a little meeting, or other activities.


Now, my second clue. Let's just say that I had so much fun dodging all those pesky security people.

They said they took this picture for me. So thoughtful of them. It still didn't get them out of trouble though.



Now, I have to admit, this one was a little bland. Perhaps a little too easy?


My third clue. Now, I thought this was QUITE smart. A little Latin, a little education. I'm sure all the upstanding citizens of Gotham would approve. Eh, Harvey?

And don't worry about my girls. They are taking a well-deserved rest. I even made sure their little jackets were tucked in tight.

More to come, my friends! The day is still so young!

Smile!

-J

Happy Holidays

Dear Harv,

I know that’s not the name you’re going by these days but I thought why not use it, you know, for old times’ sake.

It’s that time of year again, a joyous occasion in Gotham, the cycle of a New Year for you and I. Something exciting always seems to happen around the holidays. Funny old world isn’t it? You remember all the holidays we’ve spent together don’t you Harv? I was a bit hurt I wasn’t invited to your house last year for Thanksgiving. Do tell Gilda I said hello when you get a chance. Where has she run off to these days? Fine woman, makes a delicious pumpkin pie. Ah well, my appearance at Christmas more than made up for my missing invitation. Perhaps I’ll stop by again this year and we can play a game, how about Hangman, whadda ya say?

I waited around for hours last year so that we could pass out candy together Harv but alas, I was let down and was forced to pass out candy all on my own. The kids loved it, it was a big hit. You really should have seen the smiles on their faces!

This time I’ve carved a special pumpkin, just for you. Charming smile isn’t it?

Well I’ll be off now. There are a lot of freaks to look after this time of year. You know how it is as a former Gotham D.A. I’ll be checking in here when the time is right.

Mark Your Calendars.

The Mirror Has Two Faces.

Trick or Treat!

www.whysoserious.com

X Marks The Spot!

-J

whysoglum? whysoserious?

Oh yes, my friends. Another little game from yours truly. I love to watch people second guess my next move. The candle burns a little lower, and I see everyone scamper around, all for my bidding.

I wouldn't have it any other way.

Keep watching.


And keep smiling. You'll need it.

Why So Serious?

-J

Our mutual friend...

I’ve invited a few of my friends over this lovely evening; All Hallow’s Eve is upon us.

Won’t you join us?

http://whysoserious.com/

Smile!

-J

Turncoat? I say Hero!

Oh look at what my girls brought me. This fair chap is Batty's trusted Butler. Never see much of him, but he certainly looks the part.

Just listen to how he goes on and on about our Heath. Quite the performance. Seems you made quite the impression, Mr. Ledger.

Care to try to scare me?



Smile!

-J