Connect the Dots...

Keep reading those funnies. You never know what you'll find hidden in-between the lines. You don't want to end up like old Alder.

Though I have to say, a little auto-erotic asphyxiation never hurt anyone!



How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly he spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!

Smile!

-J

Sweets for my Sweet

Pie anyone?

http://www.bettyshouseofpies.com/

I'm partial to the Coconutty Meringue. Next time you drop by, tell them I sent you. I'm sure they miss me.

And if you have a taste for corrupt cops instead (aren't they the BEST kind?) - hop on over here. What a little gem.

Don't give up. See you soon....

Smile!

-J

P.S. Oh Gina...

Quick on the Draw...

But you still need to wait. Smart ones.

hAHAHAHahaHAhAhAHAHAHa

Smile!

-J

Get Cracking, Kiddies

http://www.whysoserious.com/mausoleum/

Obvious gets you everywhere these days.

Need help? Talk to Acme

Smile!

-J

Read all about it...

Ah yes. The beacon of truth - The Gotham Times. Have you read this rag mag? Tabloid trash, I tell you. Mushy feel-good articles, coupled with pages and pages of that Dent and Wayne.

And not one piece of true journalism!

That's why I had to take things into my own hands. The results, are of course, are stunning. A proper paper, perfect for reading over your morning coffee. Just watch out for that water...

Always start the day with a smile, I say!



And nothing would be complete without a little artistic freedom. Improved upon? Perfected, I say!



And if you think I've gone soft on Dent, well, let's see how this grabs you:


This is what the citizen's of Gotham *really* need to worry about.

And this? We Are the Answer? Oh yes, because nothing make people feel safer than banding together to phone in tips. What's next? Group Kumbaya?




Keep those 'tips' coming in. Always best to keep them guessing.

You'll need to try harder to keep ahead of me and my goons, Gotham.

And don't worry about the police. Or the railway. Or even the banks. They are all in good hands. We're friends, right? And people trust their friends?

Wanna be a part of the crew? Don't forget to take the test, dear friends. It's a scream!

Smile!

-J

R.I.P., Gina

Seriously Enquiries Only...

Charming, handsome man with dazzling smile seeks amateur clowns for discreet encounters. No previous sense of humor necessary. Criminal record a plus. Interested? Write to humanresources@whysoserious.com in the full understanding that we have your e-mail address and might send you alarming, disturbing or annoying material at any moment.

The Gotham Times

The Postman Always Rings Twice....

My little gifts are starting to arrive. I do love punctuality.

In case you aren't aware, I left all my fans a little note. And some of them even got a special little package from yours truly. Now, don't be jealous if I didn't select you. You'll never know when I might show up again.

Watch out for that knife around the bird. You never know what might happen...

Smile!

-J

That's my boy...

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Smile!

-J