Merry Christmas, Gotham

-J

My Sweet Little Tot...

Oh friends, what a jovial mood I am in. There is nothing like the sounds of children singing, people laughing, throwing their cares and worries away like yesterday's news...

Yes, the holidays. The Holiday. The Gotham Times has gone downhill, reporting on this! This and not me. Two-bit impostor. Hack and has-been. What sort of shtick is this?

What sort of man are you...Holiday? Harvey?



-J

A page from my Magnum Opus...

List for today:

Things that are funny and/or things I find amusing (in no particular order):

Handicapped children
People with third degree burns
One legged cats
Blind dogs
Orphanages on fire
Bankruptcy
AIDS
Cancer and all cancer related illnesses
Broken brake lines
The Holocaust
The Crusades
The Black Plague
Communism
Democracy
Monarchies
Hitler
Religion
World Hunger
The Columbine Shootings
Sexual assault
Global warming (does this one exist? Do we have clarification on this yet?)
Anorexia
Darfur
Oil Prices
Crying Children
War
Kidnapped Children (this can also be filed under ‘crying children’)
Leprosy
Polio
Robbery
Charles Manson (amateur)
Identity theft
Fat People
Jesus on the cross
Earthquakes
Atheism
Catholicism
Buddhism
George Michael’s music
Bulimia
The Depression
The Titanic sinking
Disco
Slavery
Pedophilia/Child Molestation
Abortions
Mad Cow Disease
Capital Punishment
George Bush

Smile!

-J

My Best Side...

Now friends, this is a poster. It's like they took all the best parts of me, and had ME pose instead. Though, I have to say, Heath is looking rather...attractive.



Yes, yes. He is definitely up to the task. I even heard a rumor that a bit of footage leaked? Naughty boys and girls, doing illegal things to get what they want. You know I won't say anything. I know where it is...do you?

Can't find it? Too bad! Guess you have to wait until Sunday then!



Smile!

-J

hAhaHAHAhaHaHahA....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep Smiling!

-J

PS - Wanna SEE me? Don't be late!

The Carnival Awaits...

Thought you'd get off easy, didn't you?

A little more legwork than you'd expected? Thought I just let anyone join my crew?

Just a few more pieces of the pie to make the puzzle fit right.

GO!

-J

Down the Rabbit Hole...

Curiouser and curiouser.

Guess you clowns have to wait a little while longer. I do hate to keep all my dear friends waiting, but it will be worth it.

Step Right Up

Smile!

-J