You didn’t really think that I would post an entry ON Saint Valentine’s Day did you my dears? No, no! You should by now I’m always late to the party that I myself began!
Here I am! In the flesh you nit wits! I turn my back on you for a second and you don’t do a thing! No chaos, no crime, no disruptions of any sort! My disappointment is colored all over my face. HA HA HA HA HA!
I’ve just returned from a very relaxing trip with an old friend and colleague of mine. We’ve been away for a bit you see; we had a few things to discuss, matters you minions would never understand. He’s been doing excellent work for me and shall continue to do so, unbeknownst to all of you naughty little vixens. We shared a few intimate secrets, we danced, we laughed, we cried, we did each other’s make up!
But ah yes Valentine’s Day. A day of lovers, love, candied hearts and roses, almost brings a tear to my eye! You know I have a little Valentine of my own. Hmm let’s see, he’s tall, and has a funny way of speaking, but dashing as can be. He looks good in purple and green and is just the sort of chap you’d want over for tea.
My dear, sweet Valentine.
I’ve been very busy as of late you see, but I shall be back with full gusto, spreading Holiday cheer far and near!
See you on Saint Patty’s Day you baddies! Have your four leaf clovers ready!
Smile!
-J
7 Comments:
Mistah J:
I love you. I love you.
Oh my gosh I love you.
As for no chaos, mayhem or destruction weelll actually on Valentine's Day another friend and I dressed up in pretty frocks and threw a Mad Pee Party for the masses, scandalising them by throwing cream cakes and pots of tea all over the place. It's very true, I promise you, I'm a Burlesque performer. Needless to say I was thinking of you the whole time.
And though I only signed up for a blogspot so I could post comments in this your own most precious blog, I've ended up dedicating mine to you and writing about your fabulous deeds and glories there.
It's not much, but it's all this sick, twisted, pathetic little nit wit of a minion can do. ;)
You're so beautiful, dearest J.
Been strangely missing you, J. good to see you, as someone else who loves those who dress in purple and green. Keep busy...
Your return has been much anticipated and you did not let us down. I am so happy to have you back, green and purple are my new favorite colors.
oh J
yes my sweet I missed you so much, the world has been too quiet, to peaceful without you. I want you to wreck havoc as Shakespeare once said. The way you know how to do best.
love you J always will.
Linda (your slave 4 Evah)
Oh Mistah J, it's great to hear from you again!
awaiting orders, as usual.
your loyal clown,
meg.
What a lovely Valentine's message.
Heath/The Joker could be "My dear, sweet Valentine" too especially if he is wearing that long flowing purple coat.
Mistah J, you darling thing, absolutely luuuuuuuurve your work on the Ha Ha Times
http://www.thehahahatimes.com/
You know how to make this merry acolyte smile!
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