The Dark Joker

A World Without Rules?!?!? Why that sounds right up my alley! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!

Dashing poster I think, there's just one problem...

WHERE AM I?!?!?!? Up until now I have been most pleased and impressed with the cute little marketing campaign that has been going on, the thousands of my minions that have been running amuck, dressed as me, doing my dirty little deeds, but this THIS is too much!

I am weeping into my Batman pillow case. It's a terrible, terrible tragedy, not a spark of green hair, not an inch of purple coat, NOTHING! Where is my darling when I need him most? When YOU need him most? I find this to be unacceptable.

I say we put a stop to this. Enough with Harvey Dent and Batman (well...on second thought!) its time to bring ME back!

This is the year of ME, ME AND HIM, HE AND I! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-J