The Dork Knight
MEMEMEMEME! Finally! None of that Batman or that borish DA taking up MY time. I think they forget that GOTHAM is MY town.
I see you found my little present. How cute of you to put it online for the rest of my minions to see. I really didn't have a lot of time, as I acquired the print under the most auspicious of circumstances. Shame that little pro-ject-ion-ist wouldn't cooperate properly. Seems that YOU had a much easier time in acquiring my little gifts than I did in making it for you. I DO expect that you'll return the favor -- at some point.
HAHAHA! The artistry! Yes, I did that with my own hands. Oscar winner? For certain!
I left the blood splatters in, just for you, dear friends. For I know you'd truly appreciate my work.
And let's be honest, it's breathtaking. The faces, the words - perfect rhyme and reason. Cut the fat I say! Why have to watch the boring parts. I'll tell you what they are. After all, you're all there to see me, right?
I *supppose* you could watch that boring bland Brucey-Batman all neat and clean. Pretend little world for his pretend little life. But I know better. So do you. What he's really like. The depths of his PSY-CHOSIS! HAHAHAHAH! Oh Batsy, I DO know a great doctor.
Sanity is never saner for the insane, I say.
Good work, my minions. And remember...
Rich People Suck.
Smile!
-J
I see you found my little present. How cute of you to put it online for the rest of my minions to see. I really didn't have a lot of time, as I acquired the print under the most auspicious of circumstances. Shame that little pro-ject-ion-ist wouldn't cooperate properly. Seems that YOU had a much easier time in acquiring my little gifts than I did in making it for you. I DO expect that you'll return the favor -- at some point.
HAHAHA! The artistry! Yes, I did that with my own hands. Oscar winner? For certain!
I left the blood splatters in, just for you, dear friends. For I know you'd truly appreciate my work.
And let's be honest, it's breathtaking. The faces, the words - perfect rhyme and reason. Cut the fat I say! Why have to watch the boring parts. I'll tell you what they are. After all, you're all there to see me, right?
I *supppose* you could watch that boring bland Brucey-Batman all neat and clean. Pretend little world for his pretend little life. But I know better. So do you. What he's really like. The depths of his PSY-CHOSIS! HAHAHAHAH! Oh Batsy, I DO know a great doctor.
Sanity is never saner for the insane, I say.
Good work, my minions. And remember...
Rich People Suck.
Smile!
-J
posted by hAhAHAHA at
7:52 PM
3 Comments:
Loving the lightsaber thing here...
That one was so much better than the original. If only you could get your hands on the movie before they show it!
Quite the artistic eye you've got there, Mr. J. I'm inclined to agree with David here; it would be all too wonderful if you could get a hand on the film itself before it's released.
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