I'm Changing My Ways...
Oh friends! Loyal followers. Spring is in the air, the flowers are in bloom, and I, yes I, feel the need for a little spring cleaning.
See, I think I've been a little...difficult as of late. And it hasn't gotten me anywhere with my dear Batsy.
So, I believe it's time to reform. Out with the old, in with the new! Time to move out of Gotham, take a nice little house in the country, sit on the porch and perhaps, just maybe, Batsy will see fit to visit?
And if not? Oh well. He never really was that important to my happiness anyway. Because friends, we all know happiness comes from within. Smiles aren't just skin deep, after all.
I've found a delightful little place, perfect for decorating. And the money? Well, that's not a problem. Reformed yes, but foolish, never!
But don't worry, my internet friends. I shall soon bring you posts about the newest flowers in bloom in my garden, or the variations of summer tomatoes that I will plant soon.
And I mean it this time. After all, I am a man of my word.
Scout's Honor!
-J
See, I think I've been a little...difficult as of late. And it hasn't gotten me anywhere with my dear Batsy.
So, I believe it's time to reform. Out with the old, in with the new! Time to move out of Gotham, take a nice little house in the country, sit on the porch and perhaps, just maybe, Batsy will see fit to visit?
And if not? Oh well. He never really was that important to my happiness anyway. Because friends, we all know happiness comes from within. Smiles aren't just skin deep, after all.
I've found a delightful little place, perfect for decorating. And the money? Well, that's not a problem. Reformed yes, but foolish, never!
But don't worry, my internet friends. I shall soon bring you posts about the newest flowers in bloom in my garden, or the variations of summer tomatoes that I will plant soon.
And I mean it this time. After all, I am a man of my word.
Scout's Honor!
-J
posted by hAhAHAHA at
1:01 AM
8 Comments:
I'll have to come for a visit then, shant I?
Pack your suitcase, mon petite chou!
Sounds like a plan to me, sir.I'm looking forward to seeing how you decorate the place.
;D
I would love to come visit you J, I love flowers and would love to see what you have blooming (hemlock perhaps? Poison Ivy?)
I have missed you and am happy you are turning over a new leaf. (as soon as hell freezes over)
SO I look forward to hearing from you
Trekfan (btw way that isn't the salute scouts use, just thought I'd tell you it's three fingers not one }:>)
Mistah J can I please come and visit you? I'll make your every meal, run you bubble baths and rub your feet, lovingly wash your stripey socks and press your delicious purple suit. Whatever I can to make your sojourn all the more lush!
Oh my lovely ladies, how sweet that you would visit. Perhaps I shall take you up on your offer, my little minions, and I'll have doing my bidding in no time. A little polish and shine, and the house will be fine!
And if you bring me something black and bitter and crazy all over...well, I might even let you stay.
Scout's honour? Now THAT IS a joke! I mean I'm a scout, well was, and those promises mean squat. And people wonder why all those fund-raisers kept missing money? Not to mention the Guides missing cookies? Oh, and I absolutely agree Mr.Joker, those chocolate mint-covered ones are divine <3
By the way, you wouldn't welcome a cheff at your beutou now would you? I'm free hon, just in case you change your mind.
Sounds good haha :) Looking foreword to the movie; Christian Bale makes a good batman non? Shall be even more interesting with Heath playing you...I think the combination will be the best part.
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