Recycle, Reduce, Reuse!

Hello citizens of Gotham!

Friends, I need your help. It seems I have been misled by all the signs I have seen plastered to the lamp posts and storefronts in fair Gotham . Oh yes, I have been on a little midnight stroll or two as of late, and I can't help but see that all of Gotham is going green.

GREEN YOU SAY?!? What a delightful thing to hear!

I was momentarily startled by this. As you know I don't suffer fools gladly (well that's a lie!), but true enough there is only one man who has my proverbial blessing to act in my stead. So this Going Green movement has me concerned that my visage was being used for some farce. Farce Farce Farce!

But as you all know my patience has its limits. I was about to take matters into my own hands, when I overheard some poor excuse for breathing talking thing called a human being speaking to it's friend about the environment. Oh god. These fools really do believe in all that? Caring about the earth? Saving it? Recycling? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gasp and awe!

It was so disappointing to realize that all this going green nonsense, which once held such promise was now for something as mundane and pedestrian as plastic and flowers? Yawn.

But you know Mr. J is always a good sport about group activities!

So out I went, twine and knife in hand, dressed in purple overalls with my very own GOING GREEN gluten free and organic SAVE THE WHALES burlap bag slung proudly my shoulder over the hills and far away. Anything to protect Mother Earth! A little clean-up in the neighborhood is always a good thing, right? And I knew exactly where to go. HEE HEE HEE!

You see, Ms. Dawes, she has friends. And if she has friends, then that annoying up and coming DA has friends. Either way, I figured they’d appreciate my civic actions. Especially when it concerned people near and dear to them. Time to pick up trash in this godforsaken city you filthy bums! All together now!

You can help me dear Earth Loving citizens of Gotham! Join me in my efforts to save Mother Earth by going green, each and everyone of you! You can start today!

Sign here to become one of Mr. J's minions! (Green hair optional, recycling at your own definition and discretion please and thank you!)Heal The World,
-J