There Is But One

Whilst flipping through my copy of The Gotham Times I stumbled upon something quite amusing.

Quote:

Heath Ledger, so consumed by his role as The Joker found it hard to distinguish fact from fiction when it came to portraying the character…

Fact or fiction, fact or fiction, fools! I happen to know Mr. Ledger very well; he’s a dear friend of mine and it is with great sadness that I report that he is in fact unfortunately nothing like yours truly. He was a fine man, upstanding and pathetically amusing in a kind and bashful sort of way! HA! Bashful, as if he had any reason to be.

I could only wish that my dear friend was a mirror image of myself but alas, it isn’t so. I would like to know where such idiots are gathering this “information.” The press! Run by morons since the beginning of time!

And as if my words were not proof enough, I had a few my minions on set during this little filming process that said nothing but nice (oh nice indeed!) things about one Mr. Ledger. I shook my head and shooed them away, not impressed and not overly pleased with the news of his generosity and…kindness. Even stopping to talk to them, to give them a smile (his own, not mine) and to scold their naughtiness as they crossed the street as opposed to doing the right thing and running the poor dears over full speed ahead! Sigh….

In conclusion darlings, there is but one Joker and there is but one mind possessed by evil thoughts and doings, a mind that belongs to me and only me.

Look at that. A face only millions could love.

At the end of the day Dear Readers, he takes the make up off, the green hair becomes blonde and the lips become whole. Perhaps it the world and not my dear Mr. L who needs to learn the difference between fact, and fiction.

Smile!

As best you can.

-J