Jolly Green Giant

It's a sweltering 102 degrees in Gotham City and my hair isn't holding up worth a damn in this godforsaken heat! Whilst walking around today, umbrella and machine gun in tow, I noticed a strange picture gracing the front of the Gotham Times.

Incredible Hulk Takes Over New York City!
What in the name of all things hilarious has gotten into you people?! Do you SEE this? What is this? Is this some kind of a...joke? HEE HEE HEE HAR HAR HAR. Why he doesn't even look REAL let alone heroic or menacing or both if that's the angle you're going for.

I'll show you bastards and biddies who the real man in green is.

Just you wait and see.

Smile!

-J