Auld Lang Syne

Oh yes! The new year. Nothing like turning over a new leaf, promising to do better, to be better.

What better time of year than to ensure that old Batsy and I spend some quality time together, too!


Oh friends, it was a grand evening! After disposing of some unecessary baggage, I was up, up and away!

But he was never far from my thoughts, or my sights. See, I made sure he'd follow, that bat. A plan is only as good as its planner, and I made sure he'd notice me. I only had to kill everyone in Gotham Square. And we all know what fun that was.

Fish in a barrel, my dear friends.

Anyway, I did not get a customary New Year's kiss this year. I even asked Batsy so very nicely, too.



Guess that means I'll have to try harder to win his affection this year. I heard he loves red.

-J