A Lover's Retreat...

You didn’t really think that I would post an entry ON Saint Valentine’s Day did you my dears? No, no! You should by now I’m always late to the party that I myself began!

Here I am! In the flesh you nit wits! I turn my back on you for a second and you don’t do a thing! No chaos, no crime, no disruptions of any sort! My disappointment is colored all over my face. HA HA HA HA HA!

I’ve just returned from a very relaxing trip with an old friend and colleague of mine. We’ve been away for a bit you see; we had a few things to discuss, matters you minions would never understand. He’s been doing excellent work for me and shall continue to do so, unbeknownst to all of you naughty little vixens. We shared a few intimate secrets, we danced, we laughed, we cried, we did each other’s make up!

But ah yes Valentine’s Day. A day of lovers, love, candied hearts and roses, almost brings a tear to my eye! You know I have a little Valentine of my own. Hmm let’s see, he’s tall, and has a funny way of speaking, but dashing as can be. He looks good in purple and green and is just the sort of chap you’d want over for tea.

My dear, sweet Valentine.

I’ve been very busy as of late you see, but I shall be back with full gusto, spreading Holiday cheer far and near!

See you on Saint Patty’s Day you baddies! Have your four leaf clovers ready!

Smile!

-J