The Dark Knight of Insanity | The Joker Loves Heath Ledger: June 2008

Batsy in the Belfry!

Oh, really now.

What is this? The WWF? I mean come on, some guy dressed in a batsuit, manhandling (yes, I said it) some other guy dressed as a clown? Is this fight rigged as well?

Well anyway. I can't help but admire the almost ballet-like lunge of the clown as the bat grabs said clown's lapels (niice socks there, by the way), though the bat creature's uniform is a little behind the times, wouldn't you say? I mean how very 2001 to wear all black nowadays, don't you think? And I think those ears are a tad overdone but different strokes, I suppose.

Having said that, the clown looks to be enjoying himself quite well despite all, and why not? I imagine it's more than just a little amusing to get an oversized rodent all riled up, and after all, everyone knows a of bit pain is fun.

Though a lot of pain is even funner. Especially when it's bestowed upon someone else.

Take my word for it.

He's almost as graceful as yours truly. That Heath kid's got style. I should know. I taught him everything he knows.

Smile!

-J

Playing Your Game

Oh friends, how glum I am today. You see, after all my revelry, and debauched prolonged holiday, heat and all, I return to the business at hand. No more wine for me, at least until Brucie-boy sees fit to bring out the good stuff. And your little friend Gordon is NO fun. He makes me pout!

You don't give me wine, and you put me in the hands of this...do-gooder?! Tsk. No way to treat an old friend, is it?

Oh Brucie, just so you know, another playboy keeps courting me. Sending me all sorts of interesting things. And perhaps I will play play play! with him instead. You wouldn't want to be number two in my dance card, would you Brucie? I know how you sensitive rich boys are.

But enough of him. Who wants to spend all their time with BORE-ing Bruce Wayne? I hear that Rachel doesn't even want you back.

It's so hum-drum, the Strom und drang of Gotham. So many little minds to twist and turn, so little time! But the summer is just starting, and I must put on my best face.

It's never easy to return to work, but as we all know, science marches on! I hear that my little games are going along swimmingly. Such good little lemmings. Find the little pictures, follow the trail. Watch the television. I love to see so many stand on their heads for so little! Makes me want to giggle with glee and happiness. Little rats in the big Gotham maze. Tee hee!

Oh and Bruce?

You cad, I haven't forgotten about your little 'ad' campaign for that certain clothier. Really, not bespoke? I know a great tailor. He'll take off all the necessary bits and pieces. Piece by lovely little skin-flecked piece! HAHAHA. Call me when Armani finds out what a FREAK you really are!

See you at the carnival. HAHAHAHAHA!

-J

Jolly Green Giant

It's a sweltering 102 degrees in Gotham City and my hair isn't holding up worth a damn in this godforsaken heat! Whilst walking around today, umbrella and machine gun in tow, I noticed a strange picture gracing the front of the Gotham Times.

Incredible Hulk Takes Over New York City!

What in the name of all things hilarious has gotten into you people?! Do you SEE this? What is this? Is this some kind of a...joke? HEE HEE HEE HAR HAR HAR. Why he doesn't even look REAL let alone heroic or menacing or both if that's the angle you're going for.

I'll show you bastards and biddies who the real man in green is.

Just you wait and see.

Smile!

-J

These Special Moments

Mr. J is back again and this time with photographic evidence of the destruction of Batman!

Friends, I have been a busy creature. I've been out on the town and taking over the world one worthless human and glass of wine at a time. This past weekend I went dancing with a dear friend of mine, Mr. Da Vinci, not to be confused with Tony Stark, the Di Vinci of our time. (LOLZ at the thought!)

Batsy was none too pleased. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!